DRUNK - The Lush

The liquor burns, and the night demands it.

Why do you walk with a wobble? Why are you always in high spirits? Why are you seeing double? Because what flows through your veins isn't blood — it's glorious spirits! Every drop is burning, every drop is boiling.

Have you grown accustomed to filling your thermos with baijiu and drinking it down like plain water? What magnificent liquor! It makes you the life of the dinner table, laughing and philosophizing — and then makes you hug a toilet in repentance for the choices you made. It makes you feel like a poet of the night, an undying flame at the center of the universe — until the next morning at ten, when your head feels like a cracked walnut, there's food residue at the corner of your mouth, and your soul is cowering in the corner. And you finally understand: the person last night who spoke so grandly and slammed the table in righteous fury has become The Lush.

About the DRUNK Personality

DRUNK is the only hidden trigger personality in SBTI. The trigger conditions are very specific:

1. In the hobbies section, selected "drinking" (drink_gate_q1 = 3)
2. In the follow-up question, selected "filling a thermos with baijiu and drinking it like water" (drink_gate_q2 = 2)

When both conditions are met, the system determines that ethanol affinity is abnormal, skips all standard personality assessments entirely, and forcibly activates the DRUNK personality.

Match rate: 100%. No appeals accepted.

The DRUNK Personality Profile

The DRUNK personality has no fixed dimensional pattern, because their personality assessment has been taken over by alcohol. However, we can observe certain patterns from behavior:

Pre-Drinking State:

• Could be any regular personality type
• Functioning normally in society with normal interpersonal judgment
• Love of alcohol exceeds the norm

Mid-Drinking State:

• Cosmic-level confidence explosion
• Speech volume increases by 300%
• Sense of personal boundaries temporarily disappears
• Becomes the undisputed soul of the dinner table

Post-Drinking State:

• Head feels like a cracked walnut
• Soul retreats to a corner for a life review
• Solemnly vows "never drinking again for the rest of my life"
• Continues next time

Getting Along with DRUNK

The most practical advice when dealing with DRUNK is:

• Before drinking: Communicate normally, just like with anyone else
• While drinking: Appreciate their performance, don't let them drive, make sure there's a toilet within reach
• After drinking: Hand them water, don't comment on last night's speeches, give them time to recover

They're not bad people — they just have a special "Super Saiyan" transformation trigger, and that trigger is called liquor.

In One Line

DRUNK is the most honest test result in the history of personality tests: the system knows who you are because you told it you fill your thermos with liquor.

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DRUNK is a hidden SBTI personality, triggered only when specific response conditions are met. Please drink responsibly and never drink and drive.